kurhummel:

i’m having a kurtdown

hemohomo:

Oops, ran into a tree.　

santanadelrey:

i miss the golden age of darren’s stoner tweets

and my personal favorite

　

bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

(Source: run-because-shia-labeouf)

joey-richters-jaw:

stop

(Source: crisschris)

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack

(Source: mechastreisand)

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(Source: ojpotatoes)